Der Hund braucht sein Hundeleben. Er will zwar keine Flöhe haben, aber die Möglichkeit sie zu bekommen.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

A dog can’t think that much about what he’s doing, he just does what feels right.

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.